oh mah gawd

firelordzuko:

donniedarkos:

firelordzuko:

firelordzuko:

this guy on tinder should feel lucky and honored that i gave him my snapchat and he thinks that after a few cute snaps he could send me a pic of his bulge?? the fuck is wrong w people

i replied with a disgusted face so he feels embarrassed :o)

LMAO GOOD

when will straight white boys learn

i literally got propositioned like two minutes into dancing with this dude and when i was like nah he disappeared

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU

therealgingerjedi:

this will never not be funny

black and white cause finals ughhhhhhhhhh

black and white cause finals ughhhhhhhhhh

pothwspukepit:

ok, so as i was talking about earlier, i have to  give away at random one of the props from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. I’ve had them for 10 years and I think its time for one of them to find a new home. 
At random i will give away one of the following - An envelope for Mr Potter, A Knut, A Sickle or a Galleon (all are actually minted by a bank) or the Gringotts cheque as shown in my frame.
now i’m not asking you to follow me or any of those other stupid things the Tumblr Giveaway’s do, just reblog this post and when there are enough enough reblogs i will announce a winner at random 
good luck!

pothwspukepit:

ok, so as i was talking about earlier, i have to  give away at random one of the props from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. I’ve had them for 10 years and I think its time for one of them to find a new home.

At random i will give away one of the following - An envelope for Mr Potter, A Knut, A Sickle or a Galleon (all are actually minted by a bank) or the Gringotts cheque as shown in my frame.

now i’m not asking you to follow me or any of those other stupid things the Tumblr Giveaway’s do, just reblog this post and when there are enough enough reblogs i will announce a winner at random

good luck!

i feel like dailygrace is actually behind this twitter account

i feel like dailygrace is actually behind this twitter account

hearing people say mON-tree-all just makes it easier to tell who’s a tourist

I sometimes have a hard time dealing with the fact that the lyrics are 

I like big butts and I cannot lie

as opposed to..

I like big butts in a can, I like

I must have been really desperate to write this in my research logbook:

The gods of Internet are smiling at me today because I’ve found a documentary!

whyyyyyy